Ita Kuti Ufuridzike neZvino Humorous Running Quotes
Tora zvimwe kuseka kubva pamashoko aya anonakidza anowedzera:
1. "Hapana mubvunzo kuti uropi uye dzimwe shangu zvakakosha pakubudirira kwemarathon, kunyange kana zvichiuya kune chisarudzo, sarudza shangu. Vanhu vakawanda vanopedza marathons vasina uropi kupfuura vasina shangu."
- Don Kardong
2. "Muchikamu chekutanga chemujaho, usava mudivi. Muhafu yepiri, usava wimp!"
-Scott Douglas, pamatambo marathons
3. "Mhanya sezvinoita munhu anopisa pamberi pako uye chinotyisa chiri shure kwako."
-Aona nezveT-shirt yemumhanyi
4. "Vanomhanya zvishoma vanoita kuti vashandi vatsva vatarise zvakanaka. Munogamuchirwa."
-Hasingazivikanwi
5. "Idiot chero ipi zvayo inogona kumhanya, asi inotora rudzi rukuru rwemadiro kumhanya marathon." -Hasingazivikanwi
6. "Mhanya haizogadzirise matambudziko ako ose asizve zvakare, uyewo haisi kuzoita imba."
7. "Chiremba wangu akandiudza kuti kutamba kunogona kuwedzera makore muupenyu hwangu, ndinofunga kuti akanga akarurama uye ndinonzwa makore gumi apfuura."
--Milton Berle
8. "Ini handimhanyi, uye kana iwe ukandiona ndichimhanyira, iwe unotanga kumhanya zvakare nokuti chimwe chinhu chinogona kundidzinga."
9. "Kana akawanikwa pasi, tapota dragira kusvika kumagumo."
- Tarisa kumashure kweT-shirt yomumhanyi
10. "Hazvirevi kuverenga vanhu sezvamunovapfuura."
-Adidas
11. "Mhanho yakanaka yakafanana nekapu yekase ... Ndiri nani chaizvo kana ndava nemumwe."
12. "Mamwe makumbo angu ndiKenyan."
-Vona pane chinyorwa chakasimba
13. "Kutamba kune vanhu vasina kuchenjera zvakakwana kutarisa terevhizheni."
-Victoria Wood
14. "Dambudziko nekukwira ndeyekuti panguva yaunoziva kuti iwe hauna kumira mairi, zvakanyanya kurega kudzoka shure."
-Franklin P.
Jones
15. "-Nokuti iwe hauna kutinyorera ku 401K?"
"-Ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kukwanisa kusvika kure."
-Scott Adams, Dilbert (4/2/01)
16. "Ini handimhanyi uye kana iwe ukandiona ndichimhanyira, iwe unotanga kumhanya zvakare nokuti chimwe chinhu chinonditambudza." - someecards
17. "Chikomo.
-Tarisa kumashure kweT-shirt yomumhanyi
18. "Kana iwe ukafamba makiromita zana pavhiki, unogona kudya chero chaunoda.
Sei? Nokuti: (a) Unopisa makoriro ose aunopedza, (b) iwe unofanirwa, uye (c) iwe uchakuvara nokukurumidza uye shure kwekudya kusingagumi chero zvakadaro. "
- Don Kardong
19. "Kana gomo racho rine zita rayo, saka zvichida rakanaka kwazvo gomo."
-Martty Stern
20. "Kumhanyi, ruvara rwemakumbo rwakaita semotokari yemotokari. Zvinoreva chimwe chinhu chakashata, asi iwe unonyatsorega kusvikira ichienda."
- Anonymous
21. "Kana iwe uri kutambaira pamusoro pezvinyorwa zvepamusoro pedo neni, mhinduro ndeyeYO ... tiri kutevera."
- someecards
22. "Tanga kunonoka, saka tora."
- Walt Stack
23. "Yeuka, chinhu chechipiri chinonyanya kukosha kusarudza shangu yakarurama, kusarudza kuruboshwe."
- Mudzidzisi wechikoro chepamusoro kune vanomhanya
24. "Dambudziko nekukwira ndeyekuti inonaya inobva mugirazi yako."
-Martin Mull
25. "Kutamba kunobatsira zvikuru." Zvakanaka kumakumbo ako uye netsoka dzako, uyewo zvakanaka kune pasi, zvinoita kuti unzwe uchida. "
--Charles Schulz, "Peanuts"
26. "Kure kure nekufamba kunokwana 90% mupfungwa uye imwe hafu yenyama."
- Rich Davis
27. "Kumhanyira kunondiita kuti ndinzwe zvishoma sezvandinoda kuuraya vanhu."
-someecards
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