A Collection of Funny Mapikicha Pamusoro Pokubuda
Vanomhanya vane manzwiro akasiyana-siyana. Tora zvimwe kuseka kubva pamashoko aya anoshanda.
1. "Chikonzero chete chandingatora kutamba ndechekuti ndinzwe kunzwa kufema kukuru zvakare."
- Erma Bombeck
2. "Unofanira kukanganwa marathon yako yekupedzisira usati waedza imwe, pfungwa yako haigoni kuziva zviri kuuya."
- Frank Shorter, 1972 Olympic marathon medalist yegoridhe
3. "Kana iwe uchitanga kunzwa zvakanaka panguva yechidiki, usazvidya mwoyo, iwe uchapfuura."
- Gene Thibeault
4. "Ndiri kuenda kundokunda kana ndichitsvaka chikoro chesekondari kuti ndikunde nhangemutange yangu yokupedzisira."
- Johnny Grey
5. "Handifungi kuti kufamba kune hutano, kunyanya kutamba kwemangwanani.Kana mangwanani vejoggoni vaiziva kuti vaiedza sei kuvatarisa motokari, vaizogara kumba uye vanogara."
- Rita Rudner
6. "Dai zvaiva nyore, ndaizozviita."
-taura nezvechiratidzo chekucherechedza marathon
7. "Ndinoda kumhanya muchinjikwa ... Munzira, ndinonzwa se hamster."
- Robin Williams
8. "Usati watsoropodza mumwe munhu, unofanira kufamba makiromita mune shangu dzavo." Nzira iyo, kana iwe uchizvidza, uri maira uye iwe une shangu dzavo. "
-Hasingazivikanwi
9. "Kana usati uine zuva rakaipa, iwe unenge uchiita chimwe chinhu chisina kunaka, kana iwe usati wambova 'akanaka' zuva, iwe uri kuita chimwe chinhu chakaipa."
-Mark Remy
10. "Dambudziko nekukwira ndeyekuti panguva yaunoziva kuti iwe hauna kumira mairi, zvakanyanya kurega kudzoka shure."
-Franklin Jones
11. "Ini ndinomhanyira saka zvinangwa zvangu muupenyu zvicharamba zvichikura pane nzvimbo yemimba yangu."
- Bill Kirby
12. "Kumhanyira mutambo wepfungwa ... uye isu tose tinonyengera!"
- Munyori haazive
13. "Upenyu hupfupi ... hunomhanya hunoita kuti huve hwakareba."
- Baron Hansen
14. "Handina kudzidzisa nguva iyo yose kuti ndiuye pano ndoipedzisa nokukurumidza sezvandinogona."
- John Bingham , paanomhanya marathons
15. "Mascara yangu inokurumidza kupfuura iwe."
-iona T-shirt yomumhanyi
16. "Ndinoenda kumhanya pandinofanira. Apo ice cream iri kuita makumi matanhatu."
- Wendy Liebman
17. "Hatingagoni kuva ma heroes nokuti mumwe munhu anofanira kugara pachibvumirano uye achirohwa sezvaanoenda."
- Will Rogers
18. "Ndinotenda kuti munhu wese ane huwandu hunopera hwemwoyo, uye handidi kuparadza chero ipi zvangu inomhanya-famba ichiita zvidzidzo."
- Neil Armstrong
19. "Ndiyo zviratidzo mumigwagwa, 'Chenjerera shumba.'"
-Kip Lagat, Kenyan kure nemhanya, nei nei nyika yake ichibereka vakawanda vakamhanya
20. "Iwe hausi kumhanya makiromita makumi matanhatu namatanhatu pamaminitsi mashanu kubva maira nemaonero akanaka uye mapeji akavanzika."
-Frank Shorter, anowanikwa mumakwikwi eOlympic muna 1972
21. Kana iwe usina mhinduro dzematambudziko ako mushure meawa mana, hauna kuvawana. "
- Christopher McDougall, munyori weBborn Run
22. "Famba mangwanani - nokuti uropi hwako hunoziva zvauri kuita."
23. "Kumhanya kana kuti kwete kumhanya?" Mubvunzo upenzi. "
24. Mamiriro okunze akaipa anoramba achitarisa zvakanyanya kuburikidza nehwindo.
-Tom Lehrer
25. "Kune mimwe miedzo yakareba yekufamba kwenguva refu, asi imwe yepamusoro ndiyo mubvunzo wekuisa kupi zvigaro zveimba."
-Gabrielle Zevin
26. "Unoziva sei kana mumwe munhu akamhanya marathon? Usanetseka, ivo vachakuudza."
-Jimmy Fallon
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